Thoughts while at the hair place

It wouldn’t be normal if I didn’t show up at least three minutes late
Why did I drink a bunch of coffee knowing I had to sit in this chair for two hours
Why did I drink a bunch of coffee and not go to the bathroom knowing I had to sit in this chair for two hours
It’s actually scary how much trust I place in this woman not to screw up my hair
Like “here’s a picture of kind of what I want so I guess just do that sort of”
At least don’t make it look worse than when I came in, I was comfortable with that
Actually just don’t shave my head and I’ll probably like it
Hair is dead skin cells right
OhmygodwhydoIwaxmyeyebrows
Oh yeah cause they look like that afterward
Wow I am STARVING
Good thing they have people who do this cause I can barely cut a piece of paper in a straight line
Oh so THAT’S how you make it dry like that
Who am I kidding, even if I knew how I still couldn’t do it
Can she come to my house and do my hair every day
Ouch good thing my parents still pay for this